In the distant future of 2092, a group of time bandits were hell-bent on bringing hard-hitting blues rock with fusions of every genre ever conceived to the generations of the past. The time bandits flew back through the late 90s and early 2000s to bestow the magical powers of blues to three young babies. These three babies eventually grew up, and when they did, they started drinking. After they were finished drinking, they decided to start a band. This band was to be the greatest band ever to exist ever in the whole galaxy. The saviours of music as we know it. They would smite down the evil forces of the future and bring joy to the populations of the universe through their mix of fun blues rock originals and eclectic mixture of covers.

That band was to be called… The Zac Schulze Gang.